The Perfect Gift
For Anyone
(with a penis, and a weird sense of humor)
An iconic spin on a classic gift!
Chances are, you know someone with a dick. And chances are, they're going to love this gift!
We know you're looking for a way to make him laugh! Here's your chance to blow his mind and make his friends jealous AF
Find an excuse to bring your Not a Pussy mug to school, to work, and see all the priceless reactions people give you
Like taking pictures of your food? This mug is the perfect aesthetic for any breakfast. Enjoy the perfect meal with a bowl of Cheerios, pajamas, and your Not A Pussy mug
Product specs
Weight: 12 ounces. Volume: 11 oz. Size: 3.10"W X 3.75"H X 3.15"B. Material: ceramic. Color: white
An iconic spin on a classic gift!
So they're not a not a mug person..
You didn’t think it could get better than the mug did you? Well it can. We have a shot glass too. That’s right, can you really think of any two things that go better together than ‘not a pussy’ printed clear on a shot glass?
Are they not about that mug life? We fully understand.. well are they about that vodka life? That whiskey life? It doesn't matter. That AA program they went to probably didn't work
Make their shot glass collection stand out! Nothing attracts eyes quite like pussy printed on glass!
Product specs
Weight: 3 ounces. Volume: 1.75 oz. Size: 2" W x 2.25" H. Material: glass. Color: clear
Or maybe he's not a mug person..
It's Better than Good
It's Great!
Can't decide which one's better?
(Then get both, plus 15% off each!)
Combine the elements into one master gift
Create the perfect routine! We recommend using the coffee mug in the morning and the shot glass before bed
Place an Order
Expect all shipments to take between 2-3 weeks
Subtotal: $ ---
Shipping cost: FREE
For all US orders, minus Alaska and Hawaii (sorry guys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
And yes, we offer FREE returns. See our simplified terms of service for more info
Tax: calculated during payment
Only applies to orders going to Utah. The rest of you are off the hook!
Total: $ ---
Plus sales tax, if any
Payment
About Us (Me)
My name's Caden, and one day I decided to stop playing L4D and start working on a more productive project. This is my business, Gag Reflex, which specializes in selling joke and novelty toys. It's a combination of my two interests: laughing and creating products. I hope you love what I create as much as I do.
Like the website? I actually built this whole thing myself! And not like with Wordpress or Weebly. I coded this whole thing by hand, so.. please don't hack me.
Best uses of our Products
(Funny ideas submitted by actual users)
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I bought one for daf and another 2 for myself
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vodka
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This is inappropriate.
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Look Morty, I turned myself into a pickle
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it would be funny if i knew any guys ;P